Saya: OK, we have to do something! We have to bring these guys down! Natay, any suggestions?
Natay: DEATH BY SNOO-SNOO!...wait, what?
[ ]I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. (contrary to popular belief, I'm NOT emo)
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ]I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
[x]I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I refuse to be a conformist)
[ ]I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ]I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x]I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (XD)
[]I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
[ ]I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
[x]I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. (and I kinda do, but not really)
[ ]I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
[ ]I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
[ ]I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
[ ]I'm JAMICAN so I must smoke weed.
[ ]I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
[ ]I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
[ ]I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
[ ]I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
[ ]I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
[ ]I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
[ ]I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
[ ]I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
[ ]I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut. (...do I even OWN any skirts...?)
[]I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
[x]I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (well that's true...)
[ ]I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
[x]I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. (actually, I get mistaken for "emo". Haha.)
[x]I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. (I DO have blonde moments XD)
[ ]I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
[ ]I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
[ ]I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
[ ]I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
[ ]I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
[ ]I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
[ ]I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
[ ]I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
[ ] I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
[ ] I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
[ ]I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
[ ]I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (Sorry, not a whore.)
[x]I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. (LESBIAN COUCH BE DAMNED, ERIN!)
[x]I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. (Sure! We'll go with that!)
[ ]I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
[x]I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (I wear what I like. Is that really such a problem?)
[ ]I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
[ ]I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
[ ]I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO
[ ]I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
[ ]I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
[ ]I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
[ ]I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ]I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
[ ]I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
[ ]I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
[ ]I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
[ ]I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
[ ]I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
[ ]I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
[ ]I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ]I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
[ ]I dont like the SUN so I MUST be albino. (Screw you, I LOVE the sun)
[ ]I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
[ ]I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
[ ]I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
[x]I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (You can't help who you fall in love with, and anyone who is against that is just...UGH.)
[ ]I hang out with teenaged drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (No, I'm not in Tahoe anymore.)
[ ]Im CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.
[x]I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Again, no.)
[x]I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Sorry, but crowds make me nervous.)
[X]I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOUR, so I MUST be crazy. (...ARE YOU FROM ALABAMA?!)
[ ]I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an overcontrolling bitch.
[ ]My hair gets GREASY alot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
[ ]Im DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be overcontrolling and a bitch. (It's called PMS...wait, what?)
[ ]Im a NUDIST,so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
[ ]I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (I don't like most comics...)
[ ]I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
[ ]I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
[ ]Im a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
[ ]Im a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
[X]I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (And it's probably true, but oh well.)
[x]I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (No, I got over the crazed fangirl stage of my life a LONG time ago.)
[ ]I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (LOL)
[ ]I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
[x]I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (Weak? I'm not the physically strongest person, but I'm pretty strong in personality...bitches.)
[x]I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (XD! IN AMERICA!)
[ ]I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
[x]Im a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Yeah, I like writing, but poetry defeats me. SO THEREFORE I AM NOT EMO. TCH.)
[ ]Im CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
[ ]I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
[ ]I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
[ ]I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
[ ]I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
[x]I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (Lyke, YEAH.)
[ ]I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
[ ]I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
[ ]I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
[x]I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (I prefer the term "Caucasian".)
[x]I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBIC. (Sorry that I don't like watching gay boys having sex ._.)
[X]Im not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. (WOO!)
[ ]I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
[X]I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (~pondiprarri would kill me if I were to make one, so no.)
[x]I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. (I'm very rarely on those programs anymore.)
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
[ ]I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
[ ]I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
[ ]I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
[ ]I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
[X]I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Hey man, fuck you! Cartoons are awesome! X( )
[x]I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (Huh...that's actually kinda true...!)
[x]I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Not wrong or misguided, just idealistic.)
[ ]I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
[ ]I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
[ ]I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
[ ]I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
[x]I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Hey Emo Girl...yeah that's what I think of you.)
[ ]I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
[X]I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. (In some aspects.)
[ ]I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
[x]I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (What's pedantic mean?)
[ ]I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
[ ]Im STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
[ ]I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
[ ]I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
[ ]Im GAY so Im after EVERY straight guy around.
[x]I dont want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Boys don't appeal to me right now. I'm 17, and perfectly happy being single, thanks.)
[x]I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Thank you, darling older cousin!)
[ ]I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
[ ]I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
[x] I'm SHORT, so I CAN'T PLAY BASKETBALL. (Actually, I made more baskets than anyone else at my old school.)
[X]I'm a GIRL, so I CAN'T LIKE FOOTBALL. (ARE YOU SHITTING ME?! I LOVE IT!)
[x] I'm a GIRL, so i MUST be a mindless bitch who loves rainbows and is a cheerleader. (Rainbows are cool
[ ] I'm EMO so I MUST hate the world and everyone in it.
[ ] I'm African-American, so I must be a homicidal
[ ] I like CEREAL, so I MUST be fat. (I've honestly never seen this one before...LOL. That's all I have to say. LOL.)
[ ] I'm OLD, so I MUST have wrinkles.
[ ] I like oldie music, so I MUST be different. (I hate oldies.)
[ ] I'm BRITISH, so I MUST hate the rest of the world.
[ ] I love to STEREOTYPE, so I MUST be a bitch. (XD!)
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